Comments on: Ice Cream

By: Rags

Rags — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:32:21 +0000

You eat it for the taste of no sugar. Go figure.

By: Doc.Bob

Doc.Bob — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:41:00 +0000

Norm, Sugar Free Peeps, made with Splenda… The package warning is what got me. Warning, large consumption of this product may cause stomach cramping and diarrhea.

And they want me to eat that stuff???

By: qka

qka — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:42:23 +0000

It’s the coffee, not the sugar-free, that turned Gill off!!!

Coffee is an acquired, adult taste. It’s also one I haven’t acquired either.

Or as my grandfather used to say, parodying an ad for a brand of caffeine-free coffee, “It’s the caffeine I love, it’s the coffee i can do without.”

By: Spike

Spike — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:38:44 +0000

omg ice cream! omg coffee! omg sugar-fr-waaaaaait a minute….

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:24:30 +0000

That is hysterical. Actually I would eat sugar free coffee walnut.

By: Jeff V.

Jeff V. — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:57:59 +0000

That’s funny, Norm. I once bought sugar-free ice cream and gave it to my daughter with out telling her about it. She put on so much choc. syrup, whip cream, and choc. sprinkles, she couldn’t even tell the difference.

By: Jesse Cline

Jesse Cline — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:51:49 +0000

LOL that actually sounds like a flavor an adult would buy but a kid would find horrible and that’s why its funny. (I was like mmm me wants some!) A lesser writer would have chosen something obviously horrible or healthy and the punchline wouldn’t have worked. man, deconstructing jokes is an abomination too, I’m gonna go eat some ice cream.

By: cyradis

cyradis — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:41:08 +0000

hehe, my 9 year old doesn’t quite have Gill’s vocabulary. Then again, he’s not a native English speaker…

By: Blitzkrieg1701

Blitzkrieg1701 — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:25:13 +0000

Oh goodie! That sounds like it’ll go great with the tofu cookies!

By: Norm

Norm — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:13:16 +0000

lol … Considering regular Peeps are made of 100% sugar I don’t see how that’s even possible.